Pop Quiz: Can You Do This Stripper Math?
This post originally appeared in Maggie McMuffin’s personal Tumblr, All Jazzed Up Like A Catsuit Monarchy.
Here are ten basic problems that I frequently encounter at work. If they aren’t daily problems, they come up weekly or bi-weekly.
Remember to show your work as it appears in your head because you will be doing this math in the dark, in a hurry, with loud music playing.
If the question pertains to a club that works on percentages rather than a flat fee, please show your methods on paper so that if the manager tries stiffing you for 40 bucks you can show them your records. You may not get that 40 dollars but you can at least let them know that you keep track of your money so that they’ll be less likely to stiff you in the future.
Remember to keep track of each and every dance in your head in case a customer tries to argue about how much he owes.