Annabel Trotwood writes “Technically Sabine isn’t my cat.  BUT hear me out, she is the cat of some sex-workin’ friends, so her kibble does get bought by the grace of friendly old spanking perverts.  Does that qualify?  Anyway, here she is with a spread of £20 notes from today’s appointment, and a slightly evil expression – maybe even a bit domina-ish?”

Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks to info@titsandsass.com. Include the name you’d like us to use, what kind of work you do, and a link to your site if you’d like.