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IMG_7563Hi there! I’m a stripper, nude model and porn blogger from Australia. It’s the end of the financial year down under and my cat Penny has been helping me do my taxes.

—Charlotte x

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Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks at info@titsandsass.com

On Hustling

Obama really cares about all of you, especially the ones who paid $35,000 for a ticket to have dinner with him (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

It’s no secret that politicians are whores—they lie to make you feel good and appreciated, but are always out to make as much money off as many people as possible. So it turns out President Obama is visiting my hometown tonight and getting a bunch of wealthy businessmen to pay for the privilege of having dinner with him. Sound familiar? And don’t fancy escorts call themselves “dining companions” these days anyway? Obama’s not giving it up cheap though, with tickets ranging from $25 to $35,800.

Strip Club Owners: Pay Your Damn Taxes, Pt 3

Rick Rizzolo blows all the other tax-evading strip club owners of America out of the water. Not only did he lose a strip club valued at $35 million at the time of its seizure, but he flagrantly violated his parole, maintained offshore accounts, and failed to pay the damages he owed a man paralyzed at the hands of CH2 security. Titanium balls, this guy has. Last month, a judge sent the former Crazy Horse Too owner back to jail. Rizzolo’s Mercedes was seized and his stepmother is being sued.

Stacks & Rats

Despite their reputation in political cartoons and at union protests, rats actually hate money. I spent more time than I’d care to admit trying to get Tatiana and Zéa to be the first rats to pose for Stacks & Rats. There was a lot of this:

I spent an embarrassingly long time trying to get them to hang out around the money and give me a good photo, and then I started to feel a little like a psycho pageant mom, insisting that her freaked out toddler smile big and look cute for the camera RIGHT NOW OR ELSE.

So I tried having them pose with my stripper shoes instead and had a little more luck. Here is Tatiana:

Stacks & Cats

“Here’s Jack. After making the initial mistake of grabbing the $10 bill, he soon found the hundreds lurking just below. Takes after his mama.”

Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks at info@titsandsass.com