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    Shit Strippers Say

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    suzyhooker
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    As a continuation of Shit People Say to Strippers, Portland stripper Lark sent us her Shit Strippers Say. Even if you’re tired of People Saying Sh*t, it’s a good one. Plus identifying the songs is kinda fun.

    How do you feel about being in a tasteful nude photo shoot?

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    Kat
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    I find these 2011 Miss USA Pageant videos fascinating. (The evolution in schools one is a real doozy.) I remember a 90’s webzine game called Lesbian or German Lady? and I would love to see a more current Miss USA Contestant or Porn Star? version of that. (I just gave you a great tumblr idea.) They look so similar, and yet, only Miss Pennslyvania mentioned compensation as a factor that would affect her decision. She’s so getting a letter From The Desk of Larry Flynt. Also, apparently Steven Levitt and Russ Douthat are not the only people living by the “Daughter Test.” Miss Minnesota has the most interesting variation on that.

    Ne-Yo, “Strip Club”

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    Bubbles
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    Well, Ne-Yo, I think we found your regular old songs just fine for the strip club, but thanks for this:

    Once your set is over come find me
    Don’t look at the bar because I’ll be
    In the lapdance area waiting
    Take your shoes off
    And break your dude off

    Nicki Minaj lapdancing for Steve Nash

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    Bubbles
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    So this is a regular feature of Nicki Minaj’s stage show now, where she pulls some available local or celeb on stage for a lapdance, telling them, “Legs open, hands behind your back, mouth closed.” That phrase comes verbatim from a strip club bouncer or DJ, guaranteed. Here she is doing it for Lil Wayne. Here she is doing it for the troops.

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    Shit People Say To Sex Workers

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    Bubbles
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    My favorite part is at 2:06.

    Civil Undressed also wrote a script of shit people say to her at the strip club.

    “Do you think these make me look like a whore? Oh, no offense!”

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