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Warning: this touching submission might make you cry. Tits and Sass sends their condolences to Barney’s family.

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I’m Ashley, an escort (among other things) in Toronto. This is a tiny dream come true…but also a requiem.

When my partner and I rescued Barney after our elderly neighbour died a couple of months ago, I thought immediately about getting him to pose with some cash for this page, because I think it’s sweet and hilarious. About a week ago I came home happy and tipsy after a fun dinner date, and managed to get this half-decent pic with some bills from the week. My plans for a re-shoot, and a long, good time together were dashed two days ago. We knew he had health issues, but had been friendly to guests and rather doggy in his enthusiam for food just a day earlier. He died in our arms on the way to the vet.

Thanks for being a great companion for not-nearly-long-enough, Barney.

Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks to info@titsandsass.com. Include the name you’d like us to use, what kind of work you do, and a link to your site if you’d like.

Special Stacks and Cats note: Today we also would like to send out a special notice that friend of the site Melissa Gira Grant is seeking your photos of your cats and cash for an art project. She needs your submissions by the end of the day tomorrow. You can submit here.

Strip Club Owners: Pay Your Damn Taxes, Pt 3

Rick Rizzolo blows all the other tax-evading strip club owners of America out of the water. Not only did he lose a strip club valued at $35 million at the time of its seizure, but he flagrantly violated his parole, maintained offshore accounts, and failed to pay the damages he owed a man paralyzed at the hands of CH2 security. Titanium balls, this guy has. Last month, a judge sent the former Crazy Horse Too owner back to jail. Rizzolo’s Mercedes was seized and his stepmother is being sued.

Dogs & Dollars

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In my opinion, this was a reasonably respectable night’s haul escorting in the Bay Area, but Winston is obviously unimpressed by the earnings of mommy’s hussy hustle—A.
Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks to info@titsandsass.com. Include the name you’d like us to use, what kind of work you do, and a link to your site if you’d like.

CNN: Make $2K a Night Stripping in North Dakota!

If I’ve ever danced in a club I didn’t expect to see on CNN.com, it’s Whispers in Williston, North Dakota. But here it is, with some pretty amazing claims about the money to be made there. $1500 on a slow night? Damn!

Williston has been a solid stop for traveling strippers for years. But these claims are pretty grand! I know some good hustlers, and I think the best night any of them reported from here was $1200 (which is great, especially in a club with no champagne room and where you keep $15/dance). I don’t doubt there are dancers who have made more, but to claim that $1500 is slow rather than exceptional is like being one of those dancers who says she averages $1000 on weekend nights when really she made that much one time and the rest of the time says it’s just “never this slow.” The reality of these easy money clubs in the middle of nowhere is, sometimes, a lot closer to what one of my favorite stripper bloggers experienced in South Dakota last week.

Stacks & Cats Monday

As a pornographer and cam ho, I don’t deal in cash the way other sex workers do.  I just get boring checks and wire transfers like some kind of grown up with an office job.  When I withdrew cash at the bank for a trip, I had to get a photo of some of my earnings with my life partner/pimp/BFF, Mr. Mouse.Furry Girl