Dear Ask A Pro, I’ve been a smoker for an embarrassingly long time. Let’s say, twenty years? I quit for a year about three years ago, when my city and club banned indoor smoking, but then started dancing in a town where it was allowed, and picked up the habit again. Smoking is really fun… Continue reading Ask a Pro: How To Quit Smoking
Stacks & Cats
Harley, a full time hooker currently working street, sent in these pictures of her beautiful 6 1/2 year old chocolate point Siamese, Angilie, looking as satisfied as if she’d earned this money herself! Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks at info@titsandsass.com
An Excerpt From Pros(e), Issue #1 (2012)
Pros(e) is the Red Umbrella Project’s literary journal, which collects and publishes the writings of participants in their writing workshops. The first Becoming Writers Workshop, which took place in Fall 2012, resulted in this first edition edited by Melissa Petro. You can buy the print and e-book versions of Pros(e) here. They will be running a… Continue reading An Excerpt From Pros(e), Issue #1 (2012)
Stripper Music Monday: “Kisses Down Low” And The Holy Trinity of Cunnilingus Songs
Kelly didn’t get to sing this during the Super Bowl. Her songs are much, much dirtier than Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child, and “Kisses Down Low” is Rowland’s entry into one of the best types of sex songs: Lyrics About Eating Pussy As Sung By Women. Just last night I had to hear yet another customer… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: “Kisses Down Low” And The Holy Trinity of Cunnilingus Songs
The Week In Links: February 8
“2 Broke Girls” appropriated stripper signifiers “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” poledancing, and thigh high PVC boots for a Super Bowl commercial, and then an Idaho congressman fired an aide who tweeted salaciously about it. In the words of the Awl, “Something about ‘Two Broke Girls’ Finally Funny.” This isn’t really about strippers, but it’s a… Continue reading The Week In Links: February 8