Sugarbabe: Kat Commiserates With A Friend

I was introduced to Sugarbabe by my friend Charlotte who received the book from a client. I was able to track down one used copy at Powell’s after a few weeks of keeping an eye on the sex worker section. It was obvious from a dog-eared page toward the beginning of the book and the… Continue reading Sugarbabe: Kat Commiserates With A Friend

Blond Leading the Blind: How To Go On A First Date Like A Stripper

You’ve met someone. Ask him if he has a business card (so you can google that shit and make sure he doesn’t have a wife…or worse, a LinkedIn profile). When he asks for your number, just give him your email address and explain that you have a smart phone so it’s basically the same thing… Continue reading Blond Leading the Blind: How To Go On A First Date Like A Stripper

Our New Fave Sex Worker Flowchart

“All roads lead to ass: a decision tree for phone sex” by Cameryn Moore Want to see more sex worker infographics? Check out Furry Girl’s a cranky ho’s venn diagram of clients and anti-porn and anti-sex worker BINGO card, Miss Calico’s bullshit/money graph, Miss Maggie Mayhem’s Anti-Porn Flowchart For Easy Essay Writing, and Kat’s strippers… Continue reading Our New Fave Sex Worker Flowchart

This Week In Tourist Reports

One of these tourist reports typically pops up in my Google alerts every week. Someone ventures inside a strip club for the first time and shares his/her tale with the world as if he/she is Neil Armstrong. Last week it was an insecure lesbian who felt threatened when a stripper at Jumbo’s talked to her… Continue reading This Week In Tourist Reports

Historical Wardrobe Malfunction

This is kind of neato—The Star Tribune has a blog called “Yesterday’s News” where it digs up old-timey newspaper articles, photos and ads. This week’s feature made the front page of the Minneapolis Tribune on May 9, 1953: Darlene LaBette Varallo, an “esoteric dancer”, was jailed for disorderly conduct. Two follow-up articles detail the handling… Continue reading Historical Wardrobe Malfunction