This is my darling Paul Stanley and some sweet, sweet cash I made on a Saturday. I work as a full service sex worker at the California Club in Melbourne—Bettie Sex workers, submit pictures of your furballs and funds here.
Author: Bettie
Hello there,
I'm Bettie. So nice to meet you, and in such welcoming surroundings! This is a bio, so let me tell you some things about me:
*I like old things. Old films, old clothes, old men, almost anything really.
*I am a philosophy student.
*I like to travel. Like. A lot. And by bus!
*I am a sex worker. Specifically, I give spankings. I'm a Pro-Domme.
*I am also a feminist. The mouthy kind. The one who ruins tv and movies for you.
*And a woman of color. As evinced by my snazzy portrait displaying my brownfulness for all the world to see.
There are things about me that are incredibly old world and Southern, like my intense love of barbecue and mint juleps, but I swear I'm a modern lady. Lady here is defined by me, not any dictionary. I like to think of myself as a gypsy, my Mom just thinks I'm unstable, both are applicable. Hey MOM! I have a sincere disdain for class privilege, conspicuous consumption, blatant and covert racism, and people being nasty to each other for no damn reason. I insist on being ladylike at all times; it's my fetish and I won't change it for you, you're not my real dad! Also, I believe very much in side hustles and am an avid shoe wearer.
It's so nice to meet you, darlin'.
With love,
B.
The Playboy Club, or, What You Should Watch Tonight
We begin the show in a kind of POV thing where we go into the club and see Nick Dalton (who I assume is going to be a big deal) get his name up on the board after giving his key to the Bunny in the front door. I am already in love. He has dimples! … Continue reading The Playboy Club, or, What You Should Watch Tonight
This Girl’s Life (2003)
I was initially really impressed by This Girl’s Life. The idea of a sassy, intelligent woman who does her job and doesn’t seem to take it too seriously really made me smile. I like when people treat sex work like a job, because that doesn’t happen in every film. Then I kept watching—it gets crazy!… Continue reading This Girl’s Life (2003)
Let’s Talk About Pretty Woman (1990)
Editors Note: There’s no sex work film as iconic as Pretty Woman, which is why we needed a total of three Tits and Sass-ers to tackle it. We figured we might as well start today, on Richard Gere’s birthday, with Bettie’s thoughts on the highest profile hooker with a heart of gold, followed by Charlotte’s… Continue reading Let’s Talk About Pretty Woman (1990)
The Happy Hooker (1975)
Aside from having one of the best theme songs in the world, Willie Dynamite being the film with the best so far, The Happy Hooker was also one of the cutest films I’ve watched in a long time. We’ve been here before, so I don’t need to stress how much I love 70s fashion. I… Continue reading The Happy Hooker (1975)