ATTN: NSFW PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP At 10 p.m. last Thursday, I sat myself in the judges’ row at Club Rouge in downtown Portland for the fifth annual Vagina Beauty Pageant. There were six judges, two poles, 22 competitors and 23 vaginas. Wait, what? “Didja hear the story?” pageant staff photographer Hypnox shouted over the… Continue reading The Fifth Annual Vagina Beauty Pageant: A Judge’s Notes
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A Judge’s Notes: The Fourth Annual Vagina Beauty Pageant
I was dressed modestly in a knee-length black dress, white Converse, and a denim jacket, and felt as comfortable as any stripper can when behaving as a civilian at a strip club event. Although Portland is home to about 45 strip clubs, its downtown entertainment district only has five, but on this Thursday evening, Club… Continue reading A Judge’s Notes: The Fourth Annual Vagina Beauty Pageant
Hole Survivor: Meet the Woman Behind Portland’s Most Beautiful Vagina
The 3rd Annual Vagina Beauty Pageant was held at Portland’s Club Rouge on July 19th, 2012. Kat covered the “vageant” for Tits and Sass last year if you’re having a hard time believing this really exists. We spoke with the proud owner of this year’s prettiest vagina, miss Atlas of Golden Dragon Exotic Club. So, was this… Continue reading Hole Survivor: Meet the Woman Behind Portland’s Most Beautiful Vagina
I Went To An Actual Vag Pageant
I feel nothing but pity for people who don’t “get” Twitter, anyone who has ever rejected me, and most of all, those who missed the 2nd Annual Vagina Beauty Pageant that happened this past week at Club Rouge in Portland, OR. I generally have a strong disdain for gimmicky strip club events and formal exotic… Continue reading I Went To An Actual Vag Pageant