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Shit Strippers Say

As a continuation of Shit People Say to Strippers, Portland stripper Lark sent us her Shit Strippers Say. Even if you’re tired of People Saying Sh*t, it’s a good one. Plus identifying the songs is kinda fun.

Suzy Hooker is a collective byline.


  1. And when you work in Beaverton, you can also include, “My mom is being such a bitch about looking after my two kids,” and, “He hit me, but I hit him back. God, I hate him so much.” and “My boyfriend’s court date is tomorrow.”


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