Author: Bubbles

Susan, formerly known as Bubbles Burbujas/StripperTweets, is a career stripper who started dancing while Clinton was in office. She has a B.A. in English and enjoys playing totally inappropriate obscure music at work.
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Fair Trade Lapdances, Free Range Escorts, and Organic Porn

Having long said that lapdances are a low-impact renewable resource, I was tickled to read this Utne Reader reprint of Anna Simpson’s article from Green Futures about an imagined sustainable sex industry. Obviously the desire to buy a product made by workers who are treated well is an established trope in sustainability/free trade circles, so eliminating… Continue reading Fair Trade Lapdances, Free Range Escorts, and Organic Porn

Ne-Yo, “Strip Club”

Well, Ne-Yo, I think we found your regular old songs just fine for the strip club, but thanks for this: Once your set is over come find me Don’t look at the bar because I’ll be In the lapdance area waiting Take your shoes off And break your dude off

Going Negative in the Champagne Room: Rick Perry Edition

As another long-term governor would say, it would seem to require a dead girl or a live boy to stop lucky Rick Perry from being elected. But one passionate Ron Paul supporter, Robert Morrow, wants so badly to find live girls who’ve slept with Perry that he placed this ad (pictured at the left in… Continue reading Going Negative in the Champagne Room: Rick Perry Edition

Dogs & Dollars

Dancer Emma’s pup NeeNee says “I only work here to pay my tuition!” Obedience school is expensive. Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks at info@titsandsass.com