Dear Tits and Sass Readers, It has recently come to my attention that some of you *cough cough—male hobbyists—cough* think we are talking to you, and while on some days it’s kinda cute to watch you think you matter—to anyone, at all, ever— I just thought I’d take a minute here to set the record… Continue reading A Hobbyist’s Perspective: We Just Don’t Give A Shit
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Dear Tits and Sass: Breaking Up With a Regular Client Edition
Dear Tits and Sass, I need help breaking up with a long time client. He is a very sweet guy and if I were to describe our dates (lots of time out in public: dinners, shows, etc.) it would sound like a pretty cushy gig. The problem is that I find being physical with him… Continue reading Dear Tits and Sass: Breaking Up With a Regular Client Edition
Dear Tits and Sass: Escort Advertising Edition
Dear Tits & Sass, I’m an independent escort suddenly finding herself in transition after advertising on Backpage for a couple of years. I’ve been pretty successful with it all this time, but that world has its obvious financial and professional limitations, and I’d like to surpass them. It’s become clear to me as of late… Continue reading Dear Tits and Sass: Escort Advertising Edition
Dear Tits & Sass: Overly Attached Client Edition
Dear Tits and Sass, Last February, I met Phil off a sugar dating site. He was extremely effusive in quasi-personal affection towards me during our first meeting, to the point that I realized he was an attachment risk and considered not seeing him again. (He’d had a recent and extremely nasty divorce.) But I agreed to… Continue reading Dear Tits & Sass: Overly Attached Client Edition
If I Can’t Sell It, I’ll Keep Sittin’ On It: On Never Running Specials
We’ve survived August, which for many escorts is the slowest month of the year. Wealthy clients all seem to be either on family vacations, or else catching up with everything they missed at work because they just got back from family vacations. Clients on a budget are trying to get the kids to the beach… Continue reading If I Can’t Sell It, I’ll Keep Sittin’ On It: On Never Running Specials