Working the company Christmas party is inevitable when you work a lot during the holiday season. You may have to suffer Frederick’s Christmas lingerie and jokes about Santa’s lap, but don’t put up with your DJ’s Christmas song collection. If it consists solely of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You” (or, God forbid, the reboot with Justin Bieber) and AC/DC’s “Mistress for Christmas,” pull out these tracks for a change of pace.
Merry Christmas! May your stockings be stuffed with large bills.
Lloyd, “She’s All I Want For Christmas”
Pearl Bailey, “Five Pound Box of Money”
The Waitresses, “Christmas Wrapping”
Run-DMC, “Christmas in Hollis”
Slade, “Merry Christmas Everybody”
Iron Maiden, “Another Rock and Roll Christmas”
The Futureheads, “Christmas Was Better In The 80s”
love it. i also like keith sweat’s cheesy “let me be your santa claus,” “don’t shoot me santa” by the killers, and the dirty boys’ “all i want for xmas.”
[…] Historically, I haven’t been a big fan of Christmas, which is why I’ve been parading around at work as a sexy Ms. Claus since Thanksgiving ended. I’ve come to realize that the key to getting through the holidays is to really embrace them and have fun with it: make them your bitch. If you don’t own any holiday lingerie, I suggest you change that because red velvet with white fuzzy trim is flattering on every type of attitude. Want to express your newfound cheer on stage but can’t think of any vaguely strip club appropriate holiday music? We got you. Not to mention these lyrics are way less offensive than “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” (If dancing to hip hop isn’t really your thing, then check out last year’s edition.) […]