Fittingly, this championship game sees two songs that might as well be strip club furniture. I’ve heard them so often that they don’t even register as music anymore. First, from the Dance/Pop region, victorious over “Pony,” is Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer.” And their opponent is “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” from the Classics region. If… Continue reading The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Championship Game
The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Final Four
And then there were four one seeds and a ten seed left. Readers, your final candidates. Voting is open until midnight TONIGHT and the championship match will be announced tomorrow with voting open until Sunday night. But let’s be honest, “Pony” or “Closer,” that’s the real contest. Here’s the full bracket if you’d like to… Continue reading The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Final Four
Dear Tits and Sass: The Hooker Slump Edition
Dear Tits and Sass, I’ve been an escort for 3 years now. I’ve painstakingly built up a great brand that is original and true to my personality, I update my website regularly with new text and pictures, I keep my blog relatively up to date. I advertise on four different sites (3 local, 1 national.)… Continue reading Dear Tits and Sass: The Hooker Slump Edition
My Sex Work Bucket List: Charlotte
For the right type of woman, sex work is contagious. Maybe she can’t resist stripping after finding out a friend is doing it, or maybe, if she’s like me, all it takes is one article about an upscale escort to render it a personal life goal. I think of myself as relatively well-rounded in the… Continue reading My Sex Work Bucket List: Charlotte
Men Love It When You Really Glob It On: Sex Work via Futurama
Futurama: definite contender for “greatest show of all time.” You already know it’s hilarious, but do you also know that it’s actually about sex work? Allow me to demonstrate with a series of GIFs, clips and humorous macros that I am convinced we can all relate to. Few television characters embody the Douche Client more… Continue reading Men Love It When You Really Glob It On: Sex Work via Futurama