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NBA Enters Into Agreement To License Stripper Heels

Instead of Pleaser or Ellie, the NBA went with a sports clothing company called HerStar to make these stripperific platform pumps. While civilians have been wearing 6″ platforms for a few years now, these blingy things will show up on the pole soon enough.

These are perfect for dancers, but for female sports fans? Jerseys that fit would be a nice gesture, too, for those times you don’t feel like wearing 6″ pumps to a game. We strippers are always capable of cutting up and altering shirts to wear as hootchie halter tops in the club.

It’s unfortunate that they didn’t come out in time for the NBA Finals, because they could have signed an endorsement deal with celebrity Miami stripper/advice columnist Skrawberry up to rock these at her club. And surely Oklahoma City dancers would snatch some up as well.

via Forbes.com, NBA Courting Female Fans With High Heels

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