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Dogs & Dollars


I got the keys to a new apartment and moved the dogs in the day before the rest of the furniture. Slept on a sleeping bag, hid my stash in the dog food bag. Oops. My favorite part is how Josie is freaked out and Tyson is all, what?

—April Adams

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Suzy Hooker is a collective byline.


  1. Ahh, sleeping on the floor in newly rented apartments. Reminds me of some old, bad memories (and some new, hopefully better times that will come)…

  2. Hahahahhaha I love this. They’re so good at looking guilty. When HM was a baby, she would get my attention by tearing up cash and then bringing the soggy little pieces to me and spitting them into my lap.

    Also: hey, it’s you. Sup?


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