The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Hip Hop/R&B and Dance/Pop Regions

Our contribution to March Madness is this quest to determine The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time. The four regions are Rock, Dance and Pop, Hip Hop and R&B, and Classics. The songs, just like the teams in the NCAA tournament, are seeded 1-16. Here is the full bracket. You will decide the winner.… Continue reading The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Hip Hop/R&B and Dance/Pop Regions

Naked Music Monday: “What A Way To Make A Living”

Hooking is  definitely one of the better jobs I’ve had, but it’s still a job, and sometimes it gets me down. A slow week, a jerk client, a particularly gross newspaper article, being outed by a friend—it can be hard to keep your spirits up and your head in the money-making mindset amid all that… Continue reading Naked Music Monday: “What A Way To Make A Living”

Stripper Music Monday: “Kisses Down Low” And The Holy Trinity of Cunnilingus Songs

Kelly didn’t get to sing this during the Super Bowl. Her songs are much, much dirtier than Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child, and “Kisses Down Low” is Rowland’s entry into one of the best types of sex songs: Lyrics About Eating Pussy As Sung By Women. Just last night I had to hear yet another customer… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: “Kisses Down Low” And The Holy Trinity of Cunnilingus Songs

Stripper Music Monday: Bubbles’ Top Five Fuck You Songs

Celebrate, strippers, for January is over. Traditionally the worst month of the year in the club (with the semi-exception of Vegas during CES and AVN), we wave goodbye to it with one lone finger raised high and look forward to the uptick in business that comes with February. When the club is dead, or worse,… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: Bubbles’ Top Five Fuck You Songs

Naked Music Monday: Dance of Sugar Plum the Stripper

Historically, I haven’t been a big fan of Christmas, which is why I’ve been parading around at work as a sexy Ms. Claus since Thanksgiving ended. I’ve come to realize that the key to getting through the holidays is to really embrace them and have fun with it: make them your bitch. If you don’t… Continue reading Naked Music Monday: Dance of Sugar Plum the Stripper