“I’m a…crab!” The girl who is always drunk was dying at her own joke. “Well I’m half-person half-horse!” Ah, dressing room astrology-talk. “You’re a centaur.” “What the fuck is a sen tar?” It seemed like she couldn’t decide if it was rude of me to call her a sen tar. “A mythical horse man thingy.… Continue reading If you can think of it, there is a fetish for it: Centaur Fetish
Author: Kat
Kat is a co-founder of Tits and Sass. She started stripping in 2003 and is still hoofing it. You can find her on Twitter.
That’s Not A Facial!
How nice of 19 Action News of Cleveland, Ohio to illegally videotape the dancers at four Cleveland strip clubs. I hope a wannabe Joey Greco crossed with The Leprechaun (pole dancing in geriatric shoes and a suit) doesn’t ever film me doing the “upside-down praying mantis.” While we’re on the subject of terminology, I’m pretty… Continue reading That’s Not A Facial!
Blond Leading the Blind: Dating Secrets From A Stripper
1. Don’t get too comfortable. Or rather, do get too comfortable, but don’t let him find out just how comfortable you are. I’m not talking about clipping your toenails in front of your boo. (If you think that’s ever acceptable, you deserve to die alone. I even hide my PedEgg™ in a tampon box.) I’m… Continue reading Blond Leading the Blind: Dating Secrets From A Stripper