An author has posted an ad on Craigslist seeking a young woman to have sex with him and keep a diary about it for a month, after which he’ll write a book about the experience and self-publish it on Amazon. Literary experimentation for our times? Product of reading too much Henry Miller? Really complicated scam… Continue reading The World’s Worst Internship: Author Seeks Fucking Muse
Author: Bubbles
Susan, formerly known as Bubbles Burbujas/StripperTweets, is a career stripper who started dancing while Clinton was in office. She has a B.A. in English and enjoys playing totally inappropriate obscure music at work.
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You’re Not Not Funny: The Onion’s Ten Funniest Stripper Stories
The Onion posted a story last Wednesday headlined “Stripper Thinks Customer Flirting With Her.” You can get the gist of it from the headline; it is funny for the first, most obvious reason, but also because it’s a little true and sometimes strippers do think customers see them as human. While increasingly vicious as its… Continue reading You’re Not Not Funny: The Onion’s Ten Funniest Stripper Stories
The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: The Winner
As determined by you is “Closer,” which handily beat “Pour Some Sugar On Me” 61% to 39%. If you’d like to review its path, here’s the full bracket and here’s the Spotify playlist with all 64 songs. Thank you to everyone who voted.
The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Championship Game
Fittingly, this championship game sees two songs that might as well be strip club furniture. I’ve heard them so often that they don’t even register as music anymore. First, from the Dance/Pop region, victorious over “Pony,” is Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer.” And their opponent is “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” from the Classics region. If… Continue reading The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Championship Game
The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Final Four
And then there were four one seeds and a ten seed left. Readers, your final candidates. Voting is open until midnight TONIGHT and the championship match will be announced tomorrow with voting open until Sunday night. But let’s be honest, “Pony” or “Closer,” that’s the real contest. Here’s the full bracket if you’d like to… Continue reading The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Final Four