Comments on: Your Bunched Panties, Calculated And Concluded https://titsandsass.com/your-bunched-panties-calculated-and-concluded/ By and about sex workers Sat, 27 Sep 2014 16:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Lilly Muse https://titsandsass.com/your-bunched-panties-calculated-and-concluded/#comment-18140 Tue, 17 Dec 2013 19:35:10 +0000 https://titsandsass.com/?p=14657#comment-18140 I’m an escort. Everything that’s already been said plus:

1. “Do whatever you want to me.” Don’t tempt me. For some, that would mean slapping them really hard in a serious not sexy way, taking the entire contents of their wallets, and leaving.

2. Thinking they are the only clients ever in the history of clienthood who enjoy “giving a woman pleasure.” I mean like OMG YOU LIKE TO EAT PUSSY REALLY?? I simply MUST know more about you, you unique son of a gun. When really he’s just trying to conceal the fact that his limp dick is basically useless.

3. Cologne!! One of my regulars has the most offensive gentlemanly scent that sticks to my lingerie and sheets. Sickening.

4. Asking for rates immediately on the phone/starting the conversation with general crassness and barely a hello

5. Wanting to know too much about the “real me” while at the same time implying or explicitly assuming I couldn’t possibly have real life things like a lover or children.

6. Long drawn out text conversations that go nowhere. Requests for unpaid meet & greets. Expecting to get any of my time or attention for free.

7. Thinking he is special in any way.

]]> By: Adele https://titsandsass.com/your-bunched-panties-calculated-and-concluded/#comment-13470 Thu, 07 Nov 2013 05:39:57 +0000 https://titsandsass.com/?p=14657#comment-13470 “Do you have a boyfriend?”
“Yes”
“OMG does he… *know*?”
“Know what?”
“That you do… *this*”
“Yeah”
*look of shock/horror/disbelief*

]]> By: Miss Margo https://titsandsass.com/your-bunched-panties-calculated-and-concluded/#comment-13334 Wed, 06 Nov 2013 15:17:39 +0000 https://titsandsass.com/?p=14657#comment-13334 In reply to Cinnamonbonescrunch.

This made me laugh!

I hate it when they do something stupid or gross and then ask, “Does it feel good?” ARRRRGH! I had some idiot the other day request leg and ass worship, which I hate more than just about anything because it makes me feel like I’m being consensually molested, and he’s nuzzling my legs and asks, “Does it feel good?”

NO, it feels GROSS! I’m putting up with it because I’m getting paid! Why the fuck would you think I would enjoy having a stranger lick me? I hope you get a mouthful of body lotion, fuckstick!

]]> By: Cinnamonbonescrunch https://titsandsass.com/your-bunched-panties-calculated-and-concluded/#comment-12957 Tue, 05 Nov 2013 14:40:00 +0000 https://titsandsass.com/?p=14657#comment-12957 Here are a few of mine for the strip club:
1. When a guy blows on my pussy and asks me, “Does that feel good?”
2. “I just like going to strip clubs to talk to the girls and drink some beer.” Translated: I don’t want to spend money, and I’m just going to sit here in the corner staring at the stage like a creeper.
3. When I put my breasts in a guy’s face and they start shaking their head back and forth like a fuckin’ wildebeest…Dude, you know you caused those benign cysts in my breast, right???
4. I’m 5’10”, so when I’m wearing my 7″ heels, guys will say “you’re a big one, aren’t ya?”. I just started saying, “I think the word you’re looking for is TALL.”

]]> By: Miss Skye https://titsandsass.com/your-bunched-panties-calculated-and-concluded/#comment-12943 Mon, 04 Nov 2013 23:08:29 +0000 https://titsandsass.com/?p=14657#comment-12943 No calls/no shows, for #1. Although, “so, what’s your fantasy? What do YOU like?” comes in a close second. I remember a particularly awful client (hideous, poor social skills, dreadful hygiene) who asked that incessantly. It’s always the clients who are the absolute worst in bed who ask this, too.

]]> By: Miss Dior Dandridge https://titsandsass.com/your-bunched-panties-calculated-and-concluded/#comment-12871 Wed, 30 Oct 2013 21:21:21 +0000 https://titsandsass.com/?p=14657#comment-12871 I think no call/no shows should be #1 on this list

]]> By: Miss Margo https://titsandsass.com/your-bunched-panties-calculated-and-concluded/#comment-12860 Wed, 30 Oct 2013 01:08:59 +0000 https://titsandsass.com/?p=14657#comment-12860 Oh man….okay, I’m a pro-switch fetish provider in NYC. My pet peeves:

A client requests body worship, and I allow it, after stating my boundaries. I HATE body worship, but I will endure it on certain parts of my body as long as the price is right and the guy isn’t completely repulsive.
So..the pet peeve about this is when the guy is licking and nuzzling my leg/foot/bottom/armpit/wherever and he stops and asks me, “DOES IT FEEL GOOD?” or “YOU LIKE THAT, DON’T YOU?”

ARRRRGH pass me the ice pick!

I’m letting him do it and faking it the entire time. And I’m putting my best effort into faking it. Smiling, being sexaaay. Giving direction into how he can do it “better.” Why does he have to insist on this validation? Is it because he feels guilty and conflicted about seeing a sex worker, and wants me to alleviate that guilt?

Another pet peeve: When asking me how I got into this business or how long I’ve been doing it, he asks “Were you molested?” “Do you have Daddy Issues?” “Were you abused?” “Were you raped?”

He would never ask that of a woman in any other job, because he’d be sued.

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