The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: The Winner

As determined by you is “Closer,” which handily beat “Pour Some Sugar On Me” 61% to 39%. If you’d like to review its path, here’s the full bracket and here’s the Spotify playlist with all 64 songs. Thank you to everyone who voted.

By Bubbles

Susan, formerly known as Bubbles Burbujas/StripperTweets, is a career stripper who started dancing while Clinton was in office. She has a B.A. in English and enjoys playing totally inappropriate obscure music at work. twitter dot com tumblr susaneshepard at gmail dot com

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  2. Oh man. I still dance to this song when I’m feeling super lazy and just want to roll around on the floor and make sexy eyes. This is my no pole tricks song. It’s kinda like the pajama jeans of strip club songs for me haha.

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