Comments on: Tell Us: What Puts Your Panties In A Bunch?

By: Miss Margo

Miss Margo — Thu, 24 Oct 2013 10:02:18 +0000

In reply to Caty Simon. Amen!

By: Crimson

Crimson — Wed, 23 Oct 2013 06:08:15 +0000

I have started being totally honest with the folks who pull the “I want to do whatever you want to do”, usually some variation of I’d like you to pay me so I can go to the movies/read/have sex with someone who is not you. Or I just say ok, put them in bondage and curl up with a book. It’s amazing how quickly they can come up with some ideas after that!

I’d also like to add: “I’d do anything for you. No, really. I’m yours.”. I have yet to see my requested private jet, furnished loft in Brooklyn or paid off school loans.

And this one isn’t fetish worker specific but: “You had so much fun you should be paying *me*!” NOPE.

By: Charlotte Shane

Charlotte Shane — Wed, 23 Oct 2013 05:55:57 +0000

In reply to Claire. We went back and forth so many times over "having to pretend you're stupider than you are to save his fragile ego" and I think this is a definite cousin

By: Charlotte Shane

Charlotte Shane — Wed, 23 Oct 2013 05:54:25 +0000

In reply to Stacey. This comment is beautiful. And yet infuriating because of how spot on it is.

By: Bubbles

Bubbles — Wed, 23 Oct 2013 05:44:56 +0000

In reply to Amelia. I guess I feel like customers who are in the club but not tipping are, well, not customers? I can't be annoyed by them if I'm not interacting with them. But you're right! In cities where you rely on stage tips, there's nothing more annoying than a club full of customers who stare—or even worse, clap and cheer—but don't tip.

By: Caty Simon

Caty Simon — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 20:02:06 +0000

In reply to Miss Margo. Oh, man, I can't believe we forgot timewasters/flakes/blowoffs as an option when we went over this list! Have had two ppl who made appointments just not call to confirm right beforehand and then be totally unreachable today. Fuck clients.

By: Charlotte

Charlotte — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 20:01:26 +0000

My personal “I want to punch you right now” is “you’re so smart, you could be doing so much better”, or some other variation. Yeah hun, we could all be doing better. I just don’t have the nerve to tell you about it.

Also, overly dramatic and passive aggressive mixed into the same personality can be a special kind of infuriating.

By: Sina

Sina — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 17:57:57 +0000

I could tick all of the above. athough my Screening process fortunately makes sure that for the most part i don’t Encounter hagglers/time wasters/very stupid clients

By: Stacey

Stacey — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 16:12:20 +0000

In reply to Ceara Lynch.

YES! I have always wanted to respond with: “What I want is for you to pay me double and leave right now.”

In client speak “I want to do whatever you want to do” actually means “magically figure out my incredibly obscure and unusual fantasy and make it reality. I will not give you any hints or clues, in fact I am unable to talk about my own desires in any meaningful way. I probably don’t even consciously know what they really are. And I expect you to have lots of (incredibly expensive and specific) equipment readily available. Oh, and if you can’t figure it out I will be whiny and extra annoying. And not only will I not book again, I will trash you in any forum I can find (to other members of the community, on ratings boards, etc.).”

By: Claire

Claire — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:31:36 +0000

Please add:-

Speaks to me in a special moron tone because he thinks I’m too stupid to perceive an insult.