My favorite aunt almost died a few weeks ago due to a burst colon, and it got me thinking about my own colon health. It was my birthday week and I’ve been eating so many fried things and drinking too much and eating birthday cake off of girls’ titties. As a result, my body just… Continue reading No Such Thing As A Free Colonic
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Today in Questionable Strip Club Advertising: Recruiting High Schoolers
Emperor’s Palm Beach is advertising that they’re taking applications from soon-to-be high school graduates. Seems like a questionable strategy, since another location operated by the same owners was sued for allowing an underage dancer to work. It sounds like the club might be a nice stop for traveling (legal) dancers, though. An article in the… Continue reading Today in Questionable Strip Club Advertising: Recruiting High Schoolers