Sweat Pants Boner Man Speaks: A Tits and Sass Exclusive

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Your Bunched Panties, Calculated And Concluded

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We’ve been working our tails off here at Tits and Sass H.Q. We’ve calculated, tabulated, carried the four and moved the decimal. We almost ran out of bananas to feed our staff of well-trained statistician monkeys.  It was a close one, but we persevered. Now we can finally publish what may be considered the most… Continue reading Your Bunched Panties, Calculated And Concluded

Your Bunched Panties, Revisited

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You, the sex working masses, have spoken! Here are the top three most hated work aspects for strippers, escorts, and fetish providers. Choose one from the list/s that apply to you, and wait on the edge of your seat for the inauspicious winners to be crowned on Monday, October 28th. Voting is open until 11:59pm… Continue reading Your Bunched Panties, Revisited

Letter From An Extras Girl: If It’s So Easy, Why Haven’t You Done It?

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.—Yoda Hola Hater, Thanks for the helpful suggestions in “An Open Letter to the Extras Girl.” You know, for telling me how to do my job. Don’t take it personally if I ignore them. This is business, girl, and… Continue reading Letter From An Extras Girl: If It’s So Easy, Why Haven’t You Done It?