A friend sent me this video last week, rightly pegging it as relevant to my interests. The song is “The Way Out” by Porcelain Raft, the performing name of multi-instrumentalist Mauro Remiddi. It is expansive and atmospheric electronic pop that might be a little too downbeat for a packed club but, as in the video,… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: Porcelain Raft, “The Way Out”
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Stripper Music Monday: “Kisses Down Low” And The Holy Trinity of Cunnilingus Songs
Kelly didn’t get to sing this during the Super Bowl. Her songs are much, much dirtier than Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child, and “Kisses Down Low” is Rowland’s entry into one of the best types of sex songs: Lyrics About Eating Pussy As Sung By Women. Just last night I had to hear yet another customer… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: “Kisses Down Low” And The Holy Trinity of Cunnilingus Songs
Stripper Music Monday: Bubbles’ Top Five Fuck You Songs
Celebrate, strippers, for January is over. Traditionally the worst month of the year in the club (with the semi-exception of Vegas during CES and AVN), we wave goodbye to it with one lone finger raised high and look forward to the uptick in business that comes with February. When the club is dead, or worse,… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: Bubbles’ Top Five Fuck You Songs
Naked Music Monday: Dance of Sugar Plum the Stripper
Historically, I haven’t been a big fan of Christmas, which is why I’ve been parading around at work as a sexy Ms. Claus since Thanksgiving ended. I’ve come to realize that the key to getting through the holidays is to really embrace them and have fun with it: make them your bitch. If you don’t… Continue reading Naked Music Monday: Dance of Sugar Plum the Stripper