Starting a new club is never easy. You have to contend with the management, the staff, and a whole new crowd of customers. It takes a while, but eventually you adapt to the new atmosphere. So long as you make it through the initiation—the unspoken way a tight group of strippers sometimes try to break… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: It’s Initiation Time
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Stripper Music Monday: Clap That Booty
It’s good to have a well-rounded repertoire of butt music. If you already have enough songs about isolating the gluteus maximus muscles, how about the booty clap? We got you covered. Now applause isn’t just that annoying thing that you can’t pay your rent with.
Stripper Music Monday: Closing Songs
It’s the end of the night. The last girl slinks off the stage as hardcore hustlers make their last rounds and those too tired or jaded to try line up to check out. Horror stories are exchanged between those of us doing the sore-foot shuffle and those tapping out quick texts to friends, rides, after-hours… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: Closing Songs
Stripper Music Monday: How to make a stripper mix
One of the great perks of stripping is the opportunity to make your own playlists for the stage. And soliciting others’ opinions on what they think strippers should dance to is a great icebreaker. But some of my Twitter friends have balked at my requests, claiming ignorance of what makes a good stripper set (clue:… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: How to make a stripper mix
T-Pain, “Booty Work (One Cheek At A Time)”
How it took so long for someone to record a song with “Left cheek, right cheek” in the refrain is beyond me. If the video’s been taken down, go here to listen. Also in stripper music this week, in the department of “fuck no, I’m not dancing to that,” two men with a history of… Continue reading T-Pain, “Booty Work (One Cheek At A Time)”