Dear Tits and Sass: The Hooker Slump Edition

Dear Tits and Sass, I’ve been an escort for 3 years now. I’ve painstakingly built up a great brand that is original and true to my personality, I update my website regularly with new text and pictures, I keep my blog relatively up to date. I advertise on four different sites (3 local, 1 national.)… Continue reading Dear Tits and Sass: The Hooker Slump Edition

Dear Tits and Sass: Breaking Up With a Regular Client Edition

Dear Tits and Sass, I need help breaking up with a long time client. He is a very sweet guy and if I were to describe our dates (lots of time out in public: dinners, shows, etc.) it would sound like a pretty cushy gig. The problem is that I find being physical with him… Continue reading Dear Tits and Sass: Breaking Up With a Regular Client Edition

Naked Music Monday: “What A Way To Make A Living”

Hooking is  definitely one of the better jobs I’ve had, but it’s still a job, and sometimes it gets me down. A slow week, a jerk client, a particularly gross newspaper article, being outed by a friend—it can be hard to keep your spirits up and your head in the money-making mindset amid all that… Continue reading Naked Music Monday: “What A Way To Make A Living”

Misérable Politics: Why Anne Hathaway Should Go-Away

In last year’s Les Miserables, a movie with a lot of famous people in it that will probably win some Oscars, Anne Hathaway plays Fantine, a single mother struggling to provide for her child. Fantine turns to prostitution in a moment of ultimate desperation, having already sold her hair and teeth—I know I’m not the only… Continue reading Misérable Politics: Why Anne Hathaway Should Go-Away