How it took so long for someone to record a song with “Left cheek, right cheek” in the refrain is beyond me. If the video’s been taken down, go here to listen.
Also in stripper music this week, in the department of “fuck no, I’m not dancing to that,” two men with a history of mistreating women have some strip club tracks upcoming. There’s the R. Kelly remix of Travis Porter’s “Make It Rain” and Chris Brown recording strip club-targeted track called “Spend it All.”
Ahem: Juvenile “Drop That Azz”
….actually, I think R. Kelly has a history of mistreating GIRLS, not really women. Not publicly anyway.
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