Comments on: Sweatpants Boner Man, Widemouth Bass Man, and Other People Not to Be at the Strip Club

By: Lanina

Lanina — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:43:01 +0000

As a stripper, watching this is wonderful because every bit of it rings true, down to the widemouth bass things guys do. I’ve had guys wave their tongues at me during dances, too, and I’ve had to turn around and continue the dance with my back to them for a minute to keep from laughing or making a face. I will definitely be buying bitter apple.

And to the asshole above: platonic lap dance? A naked or nearly so young lady grinding on you is platonic? You have no understanding of a performance. And in these performances, I have never actually performed a sex act on any customer, nor would I. That is a boundary I’m not willing to cross, but you know what? I’m still one of the top earners at my club.

By: GcupBitch

GcupBitch — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:36:36 +0000

Haha!! I just saw this in my link stats. Bubbles dear, we need to get together again 🙂

To the raincoater asshole saying women like us will soon be obsolete – funny, women like us are the ones who make the most money in the strip clubs! It’s the dumb girls who don’t know how to sell who end up selling their vaginas on the cheap to cheap losers like you, and scrambling to pay the rent every month while ladies like us take the last week of the month off because we have our sh*t together 🙂

By: Oz

Oz — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:09:07 +0000

I love strippers, these girls seem fun to be around. Daisy needs to visit NYC.

By: gravatar

gravatar — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 10:03:29 +0000

If these women are serious, they will soon be obsolete. Why would a man pay for a lap dance with no touching or grinding?

I would never go to a place where women have so many rules, I could go to work if I wanted to hear so much complaining.

Really, we need to turn up the volume. Women, ask your fair price, $100? $200? More? That is fine, but men will be needing the full sexual experience to completion. The days of the platonic lap dance are over, you will find yourself competing for an ever decreasing demographic.