Comments on: Sex Workers Are Tired of Your Literal Shit

By: Why The #NYCStripperStrike Is So Relevant And So Long Overdue — Tits and Sass

Why The #NYCStripperStrike Is So Relevant And So Long Overdue — Tits and Sass — Mon, 13 Nov 2017 16:30:29 +0000

[…] While I have the self-confidence of Nefertiti, at times it’s incredibly hard for me to get $250. And for this, I don’t even engage much in the labor. Men are fuckin annoying. And I am tired of meeting up with so many of you that don’t know that soap, water and a wash cloth can also be used to clean your ass. But that’s another conversation altogether. […]

By: Red

Red — Tue, 04 Oct 2016 03:59:31 +0000

In reply to Etsba. GENIUS god I WISH I had thought of that in time :/

By: Zac

Zac — Mon, 03 Oct 2016 17:40:33 +0000

Hysterical, and terrible. I can’t even imagine. Who ARE these guys? I would be so embarrassed if that were me. I can’t even begin to imagine. It’s like every childhood nightmare I ever had and these dudes are just cool with what is one step above shitting your pants?

For a moment, I thought my own cleanliness is just because I’m a guy who mostly like other guys and therefore butts, but these guys like butts too. Clean yo’ butt. It’s not even a sex thing. Jesus.

By: Bijou

Bijou — Fri, 30 Sep 2016 17:52:41 +0000

So. Much. TRUTH. Omahgod.

By: Etsba

Etsba — Fri, 30 Sep 2016 13:16:28 +0000

I’m shuddering in recognition. The number of clients whose jocks have skid marks.. its so fucking repulsive. If i see that i stay & chat while they shower so its not a 10 second special.. or those that try & skip it! UGH! I hand the pump pack of soap & chirp “plenty round your junk sweety, now some pack there, you want to smell nice for me don’t you honey?”
While i’m thinking ‘you disgusting pig’..Generally in parlours we leave the room while they shower & we gather supplies, etc & booking time starts as we return to the room to a showered client. Given i have still have to leave to get stuff, Those dirty bastards have to wait longer as punishment for being fucking gross. But are wasting my time nonetheless..

Never in all my time screwing women, getting changed in close proximity or any other intimacy where i would be able to see have i seen shit skid marks. Yet industries are based around making us fear our healthy pussy juice or the terrible shame we may one day leak a drop of blood.

You’re right what does happen between childhood & adulthood for this revolting habit to be so common? I taught my kids ‘wipe til the paper is clean’ – wasn’t everyone?

Oh & if you’re ever without gloves stretch a condom over the hand up to wrist with your fingering digit (s) pointing will work in a pinch & offer knuckle protection too.

By: Lily

Lily — Fri, 30 Sep 2016 09:35:33 +0000

OMFG YES!!!! I’m a worker who is pardon the pun anal about arse hygiene. If men expect my bum to be perfectly clean so they can finger me (and then try and stick those fingers elsewhere, grrrr UTIs) then they should be clean when i shove my toys or fingers in them. I always use gloves when I go anywhere near the bum and never let my gloved hand go onto anything but their arse.

By: Violette Dew

Violette Dew — Fri, 30 Sep 2016 03:18:58 +0000

This has brought back the horrors of my days from working in Ireland. Sweet Jesus! Grown men afraid of water!

Also I stopped being polite! I tell them wash and if upon inspection they haven’t done so, I will March them into the shower and supervise them washing, on their time! They squeak when they come out now.

By: Kiley

Kiley — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 22:35:04 +0000

In reply to Miss Margo.

LOL !!

I send everyone who wants to do strap-on specific instructions on how to clean themselves and when to do it before our session. I also tell them “If we go there, and you are not clean, session is over”

They clean 😉
K

By: Juliana

Juliana — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 19:35:35 +0000

Thank you Red! Hilarious and sadly too true!!

By: Miss Margo

Miss Margo — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 15:39:01 +0000

Yesss yes yes yes! I blogged about a cluents who left a towel covered in skid marks on my computer chair at everyour session. I also had to listen to him blowing snot rockets in the bathroom, which kinda killed the “mood.”

What I get mostly, as a domme, are guys who want strapon but can’t be bothered to take a 5-minute Fleet enema before the session. How the hell is a man not paranoid of pooping on his partner? What is wrong with these guys? I understand trace amounts, obvs, it’s a natural biological function, but to do it and be totally unapologetic? UGH!