Comments on: On Stripper Burnout

By: andi

andi — Mon, 13 May 2013 06:22:50 +0000

hilarious and timely.

By: Fiona

Fiona — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:06:53 +0000

Thank you. I really needed this right now. I’m still not going to work til tomorrow though. Maybe.

By: Simone Boheme

Simone Boheme — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 06:49:35 +0000

Thanks for this! Totally needed right now!

By: Joy Lovewell

Joy Lovewell — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 19:09:23 +0000

Elle’s comment about masturbating, which makes her feel sexy rang a bell with me.
A male friend, who studies anthropology and sexuality, told me all about how when women are turned on they put out pheromones which are irresistible to men.

To put his suggestions to the test, two girlfriends and I were heading out to happy hour, where we were hoping to meet men. While driving to the bar we read aloud the steamiest seduction related erotica we could find. It was working, we all were ooo-ing and ahh-ing over how hot the stories were, and hot hot we became while listening to them.

Sure enough, we walked into the bar and were like honey to the horny bees. It was remarkable! We were all astonished at what a remarkable evening we had. We’re not spring chickens, nor the best looking ladies in the house, but we did have a bounce in our step and smiles on our faces….. and our pheromones were high.

I’m not a stripper, I’m a webcam ‘model’, so I can’t put this to the test while working at a strip club, but I think you might find that raising your pheromones while at work will also raise your income. I’d love to know what happens if someone tries this.

By: Jezebel

Jezebel — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:35:25 +0000

I love this!

By: Kat

Kat — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 04:06:39 +0000

In reply to story. I'm totally going to check that out. Thanks, Story!

By: Of many names...

Of many names... — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:52:02 +0000

Totally tempted to try pretending it’s my first night. Of course, that would mean actually getting calm enough to go in. 😀

By: story

story — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:50:38 +0000

When I was struggling with burnout and driving an hour and a half to work, I listened to The Art of The Sale on Audible. Written and read by a British man who basically does an anthropology study of sales pitches across space and time, it’s really motivating and interesting. Great work research!

By: Kat

Kat — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:38:48 +0000

In reply to Wendy. I would never send anyone burned out (or not) to work there!

By: Wendy

Wendy — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 09:46:38 +0000

OMG this is so Portland. I’m glad I left Portland. Good god.

That hardass with the mean texts speaks Russian, right? And he thinks he’s in the mafia? And he has a psycho bitch girlfriend who will have him fire any stripper who she feels threatened by or who is more attractive than her? I still have those texts.

FUCK EM.