Oh, good grief! You’re looking for insult where none is intended, and furthermore, there is NOTHING on this blog which could possibly “make (your) job…harder.”

Snark may be unladylike, but I love it on this blog. If we can’t snark here, where can we snark? Maybe we should just be the perfect Stepford Sex Workers clients want us to be: no complaints, no boundaries.

I reread the intro. Escorts of EVERY price range will state they only see 1 client [per time period]. Yes, they’re generally lying, especially if they have low or mid-range rates. Charlotte and Lolo are the first 2 higher-end escorts who are still seeing back-to-back clients that I know of (back-to-back within a single day). I know what statement was different a few years ago because the economy was different. And there are those who simply can’t handle the volume regardless of the money involved. Of course, as pointed out, there are many reasons why a girl might run late that have nothing at all to do with other men.

I really am a huge fan of waxing and it doesn’t take 10yrs for the benefits to kick in. Talk about time-saving! A 30minute appointment once a month and you don’t have to do anything else. I like lazy beauty maintenance. 🙂

I’ve heard that years of waxing makes some people’s hair finer and thinner. I had one female client who was determined to essentially wax her hair into oblivion after laser hair removal didn’t work so well. So ten years in, I bet it’s a great arrangement.

I love Lolo’s intro. The idea that being tongue in cheek about much of the exaggeration in escort marketing—which as just as prevalent a technique for us as marketing in any other industry; I’m thinking here of those hole-in-the-wall restaurants calling themselves “world famous” when even locals have no idea they exist—can hurt an individual escort’s career or is somehow bad for sex workers on the whole is ridiculous to me. I too see more than one client on a day on a fairly regular basis. I think location influences this heavily. (New York is high density enough to sustain that type of expensive frequency while Orlando probably isn’t, no matter how fantastic an escort one is.)

That hasn’t been true for me—even after the downturn, I’ve seen two clients in a day (and yes, at four figures). I don’t tell them that, of course!

You’re right though, its much more likely that I’m doing something else. The intro was meant to be playful and silly, not an insult to anyone’s advertising. I had originally considered titling it “how to look classy even when you’re not feeling like it” or something along those lines, to imply arriving as an image of calm, sophisticated perfection when the appointment’s really just one of many things on your plate that day. Then Charlotte came up with “Ho on the Go,” which was cuter. We didn’t intend to offend any hos of any price range. xo

Guess it depends on the regrowth but in 10 years I’ve not had a client say one word about my waxing regrowth. Then again, I limit tours to the Holy Land anyway.

Also, what Companion said is correct. If you’re truly high-end, and charge rates that begin in the 4 digits, you really aren’t seeing back-to-back clients, especially not in this economy. Doesn’t mean the escort isn’t running late for other reasons but probably NOT because she was finishing up with someone else. (A lot of high-end escorts offer dinner dates as an introduction so they’re pretty much stuck with 1 client/day.)

Snark is unbecoming but I think you rather reveled in that here, which is your choice of course, but in this case it’s misleading. My marketing is an honest, accurate reflection of who I am and yet with this article you’ve unfairly confirmed the incorrect suspicions too many clients already have, making my job that much harder. Some escorts lie (shocker). Some, including genuinely high end ladies, don’t. But no one is going to read your first paragraph and believe the latter. It was a rude and pointless way to introduce your article and very unsupportive of others like myself in this industry.