Big news this week! Pop superstar extraordinaire Rihanna has changed careers. She’s finally going to pursue her true passion. Rihanna became a stripper.
Category: Naked Music Monday
Stripper Music Monday: Porcelain Raft, “The Way Out”
A friend sent me this video last week, rightly pegging it as relevant to my interests. The song is “The Way Out” by Porcelain Raft, the performing name of multi-instrumentalist Mauro Remiddi. It is expansive and atmospheric electronic pop that might be a little too downbeat for a packed club but, as in the video,… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: Porcelain Raft, “The Way Out”
Stripper Music Monday: An Amazing Alanis Morissette Tribute Performance
Portland, OR, frequently cited as the U.S. city with the most strip clubs per capita, and an annual vagina beauty pageant, crowns a Miss Exotic Oregon each year. Local strip club ad rag Exotic (which also publishes a column by Tits and Sass Portland correspondent Elle) hosts the competition, a fine celebration of the strong… Continue reading Stripper Music Monday: An Amazing Alanis Morissette Tribute Performance
The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: The Winner
As determined by you is “Closer,” which handily beat “Pour Some Sugar On Me” 61% to 39%. If you’d like to review its path, here’s the full bracket and here’s the Spotify playlist with all 64 songs. Thank you to everyone who voted.
The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Championship Game
Fittingly, this championship game sees two songs that might as well be strip club furniture. I’ve heard them so often that they don’t even register as music anymore. First, from the Dance/Pop region, victorious over “Pony,” is Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer.” And their opponent is “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” from the Classics region. If… Continue reading The Greatest Strip Club Song Of All Time: Championship Game