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YES. I am guilty of letting those beer + pizza night farts rip on stage. We’ve got a catwalk between two stages that is absolutely perfect for the occasions. When customers see me lighting up with real joy, they don’t actually know that I just ripped ass from one end of the catwalk to the other! Staying in motion is an excellent disguise (of both smell and sound, if the music is reasonable and the distance/perfume enough).

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Wise counsel, indeed.

I found the stage, during my sets of course, an excellent place to let it rip (aka disguise gas). With all the smoke and mirrors (literally, hah), no one was the wiser!

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