Happy Wednesday! Christopher Walken, Pennies From Heaven Michael Ontkean, Slap Shot Danny DeVito, Friends, “The One Where The Stripper Cries”
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Susan, formerly known as Bubbles Burbujas/StripperTweets, is a career stripper who started dancing while Clinton was in office. She has a B.A. in English and enjoys playing totally inappropriate obscure music at work.
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Stripper Music Monday: New Synth-Pop Edition
Playing all or any of these songs has resulted in at least one customer per set asking me which 80s band was responsible. “Need You Now” in particular always makes me imagine some sort of John Hughes movie montage. Play these and confuse your 40-to-50-year-old customers!
The Weekly Unwrap
This week at Tits and Sass we reviewed one book from a john, one from sex worker hater Tina Fey, and a classic pimp flick. Elle wrote about her understanding of Slutwalk through the lens of sexual assault at work, and we showed you the most offensive political ad ever made.
Going Negative In The Champagne Room: California Edition
Are California Republicans around just to make us appreciate how classy Philadelphia Republican strip club-themed ads are? Maybe! This little piece of work must be a parody, because there’s no way something like this gets taken seriously for a second. They’ve edited the face of LA city council member/congressional candidate Janice Hahn onto the body… Continue reading Going Negative In The Champagne Room: California Edition
Shakira On The Pole
In something that is really barely stripper news, Shakira’s video for “Rabiosa,” has her doing some poledancing, OMG. The first segment, where she’s sliding down the pole in a spin, got me excited because I thought she was really going to bring out some serious polework, but no. Mostly she just does her sexy Shakira… Continue reading Shakira On The Pole