I hate it too. It’s stupid and mean. Plus, totally discounts the fact that she had to haul her cute butt down to DC and back to New York just for a few hours with him—that’s a five hour round trip on the train and close to that by plane, given all the hassle around check in and getting a cab. Your response is the perfect comeback!

Ok… $200 if it’s noodles.

Oh, come on. Only $50 for extreme chopsticking? If that’s the going rate then I’ll stop trying to steal the idea from Danielle Stoub.

It’s obnoxious when people say they can’t believe how much Elliot Spitzer paid to sleep with her because she’s not that hot. First of all, I think she *is* that hot, and second, I wanna ask how much money they think someone deserves for fucking Elliot Spitzer. Like, would they do it for any less?

$50 if you manage to even get one successful mouthful. No taping a fork or spoon or spork to the end to the pole.

How much money is involved? My crooked teeth disqualify me for the $1000/hr escort lady positions (not to mention age, looks, and gender), but I’ve been practicing alternative table manners from a very early age. Just ask my sisters. If I can earn money entertaining sex workers with a unique and valuable skill, I want to get in there and earn my stash before the field gets too crowded with imitators.

Also, this web site is clearly managed by an aspiring dominatrix. In order to post this, I had to click a button marked “Submit”.

Oh, and you might want to give some thought to rearranging the photos at the top of your web page. The term “sex worker” is now indelibly associated in my mind with Sadie West stuck to a wall like a fly on a spider’s web while Melissa Farley takes advantage of Miss West’s predicament to ogle her ass. This has completely ruined porn for m….Yes Mistress. Not your problem.