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Gangsta Boo isn't in the mood. Pay up or get out.

Gangsta Boo isn’t in the mood. Pay up or get out.

We all have those nights when shaving your entire body, gluing on false lashes, and fake smiling at customers seem like the most laborious tasks imaginable. Now, you can either cop out and decide that the club is PROBABLY going to be dead anyway so you MIGHT AS WELL watch Netflix in bed all night, or you can try to change your attitude. When I know that I have no choice but to drag my ass to the club, and I have to get in the mood to deal with a mind-numbing evening of “What’s your REAL name?” and “I just came in for a beer,” I turn to musical inspiration. The right combination of songs can transform me from a motionless sloth in a blanket-burrito to a perfectly coiffed seductress ready to empty all the wallets.

I’ve spent a lot of time considering how music affects my mood for work, and my theory is that rap lyrics about getting money are actually a form of positive affirmation. Yep, that hokey New Age “Law of Attraction” stuff. As I’m getting ready for work, listening to Lil’ Kim say “fuck bitches, get money” truly puts me in the mindset to get ALL the money and disregard ALL the bitches. If you tell yourself something enough times, it becomes your truth. So my pre-work twerking in the mirror can actually be considered a sort of meditation…right?

Here are my Get Money Anthems (playlist here), guaranteed to inspire you to be on your hustle. [READ MORE]

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Stacks & Cats

by suzyhooker on February 20, 2013 · 2 comments

in Furballs & Funds, Money

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Lara from ATL (“where the playas play”) writes: “February has traditionally been the best month for me. Felt like I should celebrate before turning it all over to the bank and the IRS.”

Submit your cats and stacks or dogs and dollars here.

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Kimber, a stripper of almost six years, sent us these pictures of her cat Jager supervising her tax filing and enjoying her night stacks before they’re sent away to the IRS.

 

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Stacks & Cats

by suzyhooker on September 5, 2012 · 0 comments

in Furballs & Funds, Money

Lola, a kink provider in New York City, has been instructed by Mocha that these big bucks will be spent on student loans, cat nip, and shoes.

Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks to info@titsandsass.com. Include the name you’d like us to use, what kind of work you do, and a link to your site if you’d like.

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“Two nights’ work and a happy cat,” says this anonymous contributor. A happy cat owner, too, we imagine!

Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks at info@titsandsass.com

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