Sweat Pants Boner Man Speaks: A Tits and Sass Exclusive

by Josephine on April 2, 2014 · 4 comments

in Clients, Strippers

Frost and Nixon. Cronkite and Thatcher. Amanpour and Arafat. O’Reilly and Obama. Today, Tits and Sass brings you what will certainly be remembered as another essential interview in the history of journalism. We all have met him. Every single one of us has been touched in a very special way by this storied individual. Who hasn’t wondered: What’s his side of the story? Now we’ll know. This is our exclusive interview with Sweat Pants Boner Man.

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Joe April 2, 2014 at 1:10 pm

That SPBM is one super mega dude.

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Evie April 3, 2014 at 1:10 pm

I’m genuinely confused (maybe I’m the only one). Is this real or a joke?

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Boner Killa April 13, 2014 at 12:56 pm

How DARE he put down my favorite fetish customer, as if his average-at-best Supreme Boner is better than my 8 inch heels digging into Fetish Regular’s balls!

Why do we even let men speak? They are so clueless when it comes to what they think dancers like, want, and enjoy. I’d bet my life savings of $200 that his idea of “throwing money” is tossing three singles into the air as the DJ is introducing the next dancer to the stage.

My VIP regular is SPBM and this is definitely him in 15 years. I’m wondering when I should start having the talk…

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stilettomaven July 25, 2014 at 2:22 am

Nope I’m trying to figure out if its real or no,lol.

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