Diablo Cody’s Candy Girl (2005)

by story on December 12, 2011 · 14 comments

in Books, Reviews, Strippers

I was outed the other day as a stripper. I tracked down everyone involved in the gossip chain, found the weak link (who sent me an apology letter), and then asked one of the recipients of this hot morsel of Big News in a Small Town out to coffee. She told me she was surprised that I was nude dancing but she didn’t really care; she thought it was kinda neat and had I read Candy Girl? I would love it, she told me. It’s all about a cool girl stripper. I hadn’t read it but I’ve heard a smattering of talk in the sex worker scene about it. So I decided to read it, seeing as how, as my Small Town friend demonstrated, it’s the modern touchstone to answer every civilian girl’s fantastical question: “What’s it like to be a stripper?”

Here on Tits and Sass there’s general disagreement on the quality of this book. Kat likes it. Catherine doesn’t. So it’s kind of appropriate that I’m writing the review because I generally like 93 percent of the book and abhor 7 percent so deeply, I want to scream at Diablo Cody, “Are you fucking serious?!!”

Let’s start with the good.

Diablo Cody is an undeniably fantastic writer.  Whether she’s writing about stripping or her fiancé’s adorable daughter, dubbed “Peanut” in the book, her prose is so precise it cuts. She’s funny, her vocabulary is extensive, and the details down to the exact color of the slushy snow (dove-grey) in Minneapolis still glow in my mind. I gulped the book down whole in one day and night because it had that addictive, fast-paced style that reminded me of why I fell in love with reading.

She’s cool. Seriously, this girl, who calls herself a nerd and a music geek throughout the whole book, is definitely on the Modern Hipster-Intellectual A-list (Hello, she went on and wrote Juno, one of the most popular films in this decade, and took home an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay). She drops obscure pop culture and music culture references so fast and so hard, I’ll admit I missed a good 9-13 percent of the book because I was raised under a rock listening to random Celtic music. For folks in the know, I’m sure the ’80s thru ’90s name dropping was a real riot.  She also uses super hip, sometimes raunchy language—poontang, manchowder, etc—so that I’m sure if my mom read the book she’d miss about 22 percent.

And until the second to last chapter, I was jiving along, feeling pretty cool myself looking through Diablo’s writerly wit and clarity at my own occupation. She started dancing  at 24 (as did I) on a whim to escape the doldrums of a copytypist job in a strange cold city she moved to for love. Her man, Jonny, is super supportive of her sexworking throughout the whole job, so she encounters very little tension between homelife and worklife. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Diablo had a series of different sex worker jobs, not just stripping. She spends a good portion of the book fingering herself at a masturbation peep show, and then near the end she does a little time as a phone sex operator fulfilling fantasies as Stephanie, a young girl ready to talk sex with fetishists of the barely legal variety. Not counting two tryout nights, she works at three different clubs during her year of dancing, plus the masturbation booth and phone sex.

Part of the whole schtick of this book is that she is the “unlikely” stripper and though I can’t fault her on the title (publishers gotta say what brings in the scrilla) that’s sort of her MO throughout. The reason the title bugs a little is because, what’s an unlikely stripper? And what’s a likely stripper? Come on people, really draw on your ignorance and stereotypes here. I’m sure you can figure out that unlikely strippers are smart, really going somewhere in life, and had a perfect childhood. Likely strippers are the opposite and don’t worry about challenging these assumptions.

Diablo Cody doesn’t spend a whole lot of the book challenging these assumptions either, but hey, this is a memoir, not a political statement. So I stuck with her and was mostly happy. She did dig into some of the more juicy and complex elements of sex work including a chapter where in a money hungry moment she crosses her own physical boundaries with a customer. My general thesis on the book until I got to the second to last chapter was that she’s a great writer and her description of stripping gigs is accurate down to the stripper complaining to the DJ that she hasn’t shit in a week and the DJ suggesting bran cereal. It’s only a shame we didn’t get to see the humanity of her coworkers and customers a little more. She has little affection for the women she works with, save for a chapter where she kind-of bonds with, kind-of interrogates Nico, a former prostitute, about her past. She has even fewer words to say about customers unless it is to describe some wild fetish—we don’t ever learn here about regular guys who just come to the club to relax.

But Diablo isn’t really about caring, she’s a cucumber cool anthropologist in the club, a humorously self-deprecating, bumbling new stripper, and kept her story pleasantly devoid of moralizing most the time. Considering how many clubs she worked at in such a limited time, it makes sense that she stayed an observer and never really got into the thick of stripperdom with its inevitable friendships and heart rendering moments.

Then, in the opening paragraph of the second to last chapter, I read this:

“Most sex workers (a classification that includes strippers) cite a past incident of sexual abuse in trying to explain the illicit path they’ve stumbled upon. I have no such justification.” Diablo Cody, as far as I was concerned, had just swung a baseball bat at the knees of her narrative.  It was crumpled on the floor and she gave it a few more kicks when it was down, with: “I was never molested as a child, probably because I wasn’t very attractive.” and “I wasn’t a dimpled, curly haired Campbell Kid ripe for diddling by an older relative.”

I gasped aloud. Bitch, are you serious?!  The last chapter she moves into her new house she bought with sex work cash and lives happily ever after with Jonny and Peanut far from stripping, masturbation booths, and Stephanie.

First off. What the fuck? You think cute little girls are the only ones who get molested? Holy shit, stop writing, Diablo, and go do your homework. Second, thanks for strengthening stereotypes of strippers everywhere; we sex workers really appreciate being described and subsequently treated as damaged and un-whole people operating solely from a point of childhood sexual trauma that we haven’t healed from.

Many friends who find out about my stripping like to ask me about the girls. They want me to admit they’re all fucked up. And the customers are fucked up too, right? My response ranges from evasive to downright defensive. What study came out saying that most strippers are victims of childhood sexual abuse? And hello, look the fuck around people! 1 in 6 women have been raped/attempted raped in their lifetimes. That’s a big enough ratio to assume that a cross section of women anywhere would have a fair share of disturbing stories of abuse (I know I heard more than a few in college). So in a job that is all-women and openly sexual enough that many women share their personal histories with each other, wouldn’t you expect to hear some breathtakingly sad stories of abuse? And for those of us in the business, who have relationships with each other, you know, care  about each other and have heard these stories from each other, there’s something very very unfunny about describing it as “diddling with a relative.”

Diablo Cody aptly analyzes her short obsession with sex work as a revolt against her own banal childhood and ennui of her midtwenties. This is probably a good description of what catalyzed my entrance into stripping, but I don’t think this makes me all that unlikely. There’s a bunch of “unlikely” strippers and sex workers contributing to Tits and Sass and taking off their clothes for money and guess what, that makes us all kind of “likely” strippers who are only revolutionary in that we’re loud enough to open up new possibilities for general civilian thinking and acting around sex work. We purposefully don’t claim one-of-a-kind status, and neither should Diablo. For Diablo Cody, this was a foray into novelty, she didn’t stick around that long and she didn’t make friends. She has some eyebrow-raising stories about kinksters and oppressive strip club management that I’m sure titillated the masses who read her book. But Candy Girl has no heart. We don’t learn compassion or empathy for anyone in the book and as an admittedly emotionally sensitive stripper, this gives the book little value except as a passing thrill.

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Julia December 12, 2011 at 11:40 am

I also gasped when I read your quotation from the beginning of her book. Really, “I wasn’t cute so I didn’t get molested?” Would she have said, “I was awkward in college so I was never raped?” To me, that level of sheer willful ignorance is enough to negate anything positive you said about her book. I know Diablo Cody trades on the too-cool-for-school stuff but smart women do not say shit like that.


Julia December 12, 2011 at 11:41 am

Er, beginning of nearly last chapter I meant.


Karen December 12, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Right on. I found this book thoroughly enjoyable. But not likeable. Not at all.


May December 12, 2011 at 1:52 pm

I have to admit I was a fan of Diablo Cody back when she was a blogger, BEFORE she got the book deal to write and publish Candy Girl. She made stripping sound fun, not like something sleazy. Honestly, it was the writing about her coworkers that really drew me in… they sounded like funny, honest, world-weary people. (I was a naive high-schooler at the time. What did I know?) I did find Candy Girl comparatively disappointing. Like you said, it lacked heart.

I’ve been a dancer for 5 years at this point, and I too am one of those “unlikely strippers” … sheltered, upper-middle class growing up, working on a graduate degree, etc. I like dancing. I love going home with fistfuls of cash. Most of all, I love the women I work with. I often have trouble relating to other women, but for some reason I have a soft spot for other strippers, because I’ve never been able to share that same sense of camaraderie anywhere else. For Diablo to write something like this about her coworkers almost seems like a betrayal to me, a knife in the back. It’s disappointing to say the least – almost as if she’s saying, “yeah, I did the stripper thing for a while, but I’m not a REAL stripper, like those other girls. I was just doing it to be cool and rebellious. Look at how wild and crazy I am!” I guess I just think it’s sad that she didn’t/doesn’t feel the same sense of sisterhood that comes with working at a club and really getting to know your fellow dancers.

Personally I thought Lily Burana’s Strip City was a better memoir…


Sex Mahoney December 12, 2011 at 4:44 pm

I picture an unlikely stripper as someone who has significant scaring on a majority of their body. Or missing limbs. Anything that would impair attractiveness or mobility. Although, I’d kind of like to see a breast cancer survivor event featuring strippers with mastectomies raising money for awareness and research. Is that a thing yet? It would be way better than a walk.


Vanna December 12, 2011 at 6:57 pm

I have always hated Diablo Cody. I feel like she is not only a terrible writer (honest to blog anyone?) but also spent very little time in the sex industry. I think she quits around the 1 year point? I just feel like the book isn’t very nuanced and does not delve very deeply at all into the complexities of the industry. I just personally feel like there are much much better books out there about stripping and I wish that those were more widely read as opposed to this book


Flora December 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm

I too was disappointed in her distant, condescending narrative voice. The only part I enjoyed was the end when she gets the couples dance from a dancer who exudes love and warmth. She realizes she’d been a cold bitch of a stripper all along, and THAT’S why she didn’t enjoy dancing. So then she starts loving her job and making more money than ever. But I felt cheated: I had to read this whole book of whining and dissatisfaction for this?! That one little amazing realization that’s hardly even explored? I’d rather read a story about a stripper who likes her job rather than a woman who trudges through it like she’s trying to prove a point. Meh. I certainly wouldn’t read it again but I’m glad I did once.

And I’m with you, story. Those lines are fuuuuuuuuucked up. She’s a good writer but so what? Lots of people put pretty words together and make semi-elaborate metaphors with obscure references. I am really repelled by her language. It’s so… exclusive.


Elle December 16, 2011 at 6:37 pm

I perused it once, and found it was missing some…soul?

Maybe it didn’t affect her as deeply as stripping has me, but I can understand what you guys mean when you say that it’s a fun read, but not likable.


Sasha December 19, 2011 at 4:47 pm

FYI, I came across her blog just the other day. It’s called Pussy Ranch, and I think it’s in some kind of web archive now. *wishes I would have bookmarked it*


Sasha December 19, 2011 at 4:54 pm

I also don’t get how such an intelligent woman like Diablo Cody could write that part about the sexual abuse. WTF?! I found it not only insulting to sex workers, but to any victim of abuse. I was surprised she could make such an insensitive remark about it.

I thought the book was very funny and entertaining, and I sort of understood where she was coming from. It came across to me that she felt like a geeky outcast in a world full of cool kids. So I appreciated how she told some of the anecdotes. But at the same time, she did come across as condescending to many of her co-workers.

I was also disappointed at the end when she said she only did sex work for a year. In my mind, it seemed like her journey of sex work and burnout should have taken longer than that.


Sasha December 19, 2011 at 4:56 pm

Oh, and I would also like to add that I have the audiobook version of this book. The woman who narrates it is freaking hilarious. I’ve listened to it several times because she makes it so darn funny. I recommend it, fo’ sho’.


Cheriphim December 23, 2011 at 8:33 am

About the only unlikely stripper I can think of would be a willing, cloistered nun. I was actually expecting something along those lines; but…”i was in college and needed to pay some bills” does seem the most…likely…choice. I guess I’m not puritan enough to be shocked by that.

(Sadly, I have to state “willing” as there was at least one Catholic Pope who actually pimped the nuns out to nobility, and there is some debate about the nuns’ amount of choice in that matter, which most likely makes it human trafficking and thus rather evil and icky and a separate comparison altogether.)


E. Ellis January 8, 2012 at 4:00 pm

I have to say I found the whole book in bad taste, if not totally offensive, and that last chapter really just put it out in the open. It feels like 200 pages of Cody proving that she is a good little white middle class girl despite doing dirty work for a year, aka rubbing her privilege in the face of every “less fortunate” sex worker.

From her audition scene where she expects to have to fuck the manager? (“I’d seen a lot of audition scenes and I knew how this shit went down, and I wasn’t about to mount Lil’ Grizzly in some cloistered storeroom” p13 ) to her attitude on career dancers (“I was desperate for her to know that I wasn’t a dead end dolly, a subsistence stripper. I had a future.” p43 ) to her conclusion (“Most girls get into stripping because they’ve discovered a fast crowd…or have lived with dysfunction for so long that they’re naturally drawn to the fucked-up family dynamic in the strip club” p210) Cody’s book is one long “anthropological” bash at girls who arn’t doing it “just for kicks”

I am planning on writing an article on what I like to call “StripLit” which, like ChickLit, dumbs down discussion of sex work and markets it to white middle class housewives. “Strip City” is another one of these books…and god there just seem to keep being more and more published. Moral: Stripping is only OK if you are a rich white girl doing it for fun and you totally repent once your done with your year or two “slumming it”


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