“i’m kittykat, and these are my two kittens, squiffy (the orange one) and steve (the tortoiseshell…and incidentally, she is a GIRL. yes, a girl named steve. kind of like a boy named sue, except the opposite). i am an escort who lives in the southern u.s…i have five cats total, so needless to say, quite a bit of my stacks go to the feeding and care of my spoiled little monsters. worth every penny – i even brag about my babies to clients. i love a good captive audience…”
Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks to email@example.com. Include the name you’d like us to use, what kind of work you do, and a link to your site if you’d like.
It’s a Stacks & Cats first! Thanks to Starlet Harlot, we now have this amazing video to add to the annals of pets with money. Starlet writes:
This is my chocolate-point siamese princess, Angilie, with a bit over a grand worth of Australian hooker money. Angilie was in heat when this photo was taken and would NOT sit still, she was so occupied in rapturously rolling over and over in the stack of money—hmmmm, much like her mama does!! I think Angilie would love to be a little hooker kitty.