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Warning: this touching submission might make you cry. Tits and Sass sends their condolences to Barney’s family.

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I’m Ashley, an escort (among other things) in Toronto. This is a tiny dream come true…but also a requiem.

When my partner and I rescued Barney after our elderly neighbour died a couple of months ago, I thought immediately about getting him to pose with some cash for this page, because I think it’s sweet and hilarious. About a week ago I came home happy and tipsy after a fun dinner date, and managed to get this half-decent pic with some bills from the week. My plans for a re-shoot, and a long, good time together were dashed two days ago. We knew he had health issues, but had been friendly to guests and rather doggy in his enthusiam for food just a day earlier. He died in our arms on the way to the vet.

Thanks for being a great companion for not-nearly-long-enough, Barney.

Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks to info@titsandsass.com. Include the name you’d like us to use, what kind of work you do, and a link to your site if you’d like.

Special Stacks and Cats note: Today we also would like to send out a special notice that friend of the site Melissa Gira Grant is seeking your photos of your cats and cash for an art project. She needs your submissions by the end of the day tomorrow. You can submit here.

Dogs & Dollars

IMG_0731[1] IMG_0729[1]This is an old photo of Ophelia with some of my first ever sex work earnings. She’s a shy girl but she knows how to work the camera. xx

Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks at info@titsandsass.com

.XXX Domain Makes Me .MAD

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ICANN: shameless profiteers

Hey! Wouldn’t it be great if porn sites were made pornier by putting a big .XXX at the end of them? That would make me so much more aroused and reduce the confusion I feel when I visit a dot com and can’t determine for myself whether or not I’m looking at porn. After all, it’s very hard to judge whether or not I should devalue content and the people who make it simply by looking at it. I need more LABELS, man, especially when I visit one of those sites that’s sort of sexy but also has lots of words on it and I’m not sure whether I should start rubbing my mini-boner yet. Will it pay off with a free sex video? Or is there going to be a long non-nude poem to interrupt everything? Are there going to be a bunch of annoying “join now” buttons or will the mystery be preserved of why someone on the internet is enticing me with erotic photos (just because she loves to show off her hot body for free, I hope). If professional porn sites have a big-ass Triple-X right in the address bar, won’t it provide a genuine public service?

Stacks & Cats

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Lara from ATL (“where the playas play”) writes: “February has traditionally been the best month for me. Felt like I should celebrate before turning it all over to the bank and the IRS.”

Submit your cats and stacks or dogs and dollars here.

Stacks & Cats

imageJuly was good to me. Multi-hour appointments with sweet and fun regulars who get it. No BS drama. That was June—Bianca, an independent escort.

Sex workers, send us your pictures of your dogs and dollars or cats and stacks to info@titsandsass.com. Include the name you’d like us to use, what kind of work you do, and a link to your site if you’d like.