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Annoying Customer Arrested

If you work in a strip club, you’ve seen your share of drunk female customers who think every night is amateur night. Sometimes they just try to give their dates a lapdance, and sometimes they jump on stage for an awkward spin around the pole. Clubs handle this in wildly varying ways, from wholehearted encouragement in places where dancers pull them up on stage from the tip rail to booting them out of the door at the earliest onset of Pay Attention to ME Syndrome.

Arrest is pretty uncommon, though! This story out of Clearwater, FL will warm the heart of any dancer who’s had to deal with a bad bachelorette party:

Natalie M. Behnke disrobed at a gentlemen’s club, began dancing and asked customers to give her money, authorities said.

Which would have been fine — except Behnke didn’t work there and she was no exotic dancer.

Staff asked her to leave, but she wouldn’t go, according to an arrest report. She tried to pick a fight with the real dancers at Baby Dolls, 13383 U.S. 19 N, and had to be removed from the club around 11:50 p.m. Tuesday, the report states.

I’ve seen something similar (and funnier. The above story isn’t, really, because it sounds like the woman is homeless and has a long rap sheet). A young co-ed tried to climb on stage several times, and when the owner finally came to kick her out, she tossed a full pint glass at his head. She kept screaming “Do you know who I AM? Do you know who my DAD is?” as they were throwing her out of the club (physically! She fought and tried to brace herself in the doorway!). Just then, the cops pulled up for their nightly check in, and promptly arrested her. Female customers! When they’re bad, they’re the worst.

Susan, formerly known as Bubbles Burbujas/StripperTweets, is a career stripper who started dancing while Clinton was in office. She has a B.A. in English and enjoys playing totally inappropriate obscure music at work. twitter dot com tumblr susaneshepard at gmail dot com


  1. Hehe ! Civilian ladies onstage can be SO GOOD and also SO BAD !

    I’ve been rained on with a beautiful 21 year old birthday girl while I was spanking her amazing butt in front of all her friends! I thought it was MY birthday. It was THAT FUN.

    For the bad ….we’ve had to throw ladies off stage all the time. Sometimes the DJ is nice and comes to stage and motions to get down. If he’s lazy though, he’ll just yell ” Stage is by invitation ONLY over the mike “. Haha.


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